Time

You know how when you are waiting for something to happen and the closer it gets to it happening, the slower that time actually moves ... so that when it actually gets down to it being a few hours away, time has actually stopped and started literally standing still? Well, all I have to say is it's been 10:freaking:59 for the past several hours, and I am not exagerating. At this point I'll be having my lunch meeting around 7 PM. This is one of those limit equations that they don't teach in calculus.